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| Posted: Sun Feb 24th, 2008 02:23 pm |
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how far is to far in a joke. like if you are makeing fun of some one or someing. see following jokes for examples
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| Posted: Sun Feb 24th, 2008 02:29 pm |
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i want out joy rideing the other day and low and behold I reer ended the guy in front of me we pull over and he gets out and to my surprise it was a dwarf he walks up to me and says well i am not happy i was mad so i said then wich one are you
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| Posted: Sun Feb 24th, 2008 02:47 pm |
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well is the way i see thing. you can talk about someone and make fun of them all you want as long as you bless there heart. heres a example: say you know someone who is 1 sandwich short of a picknic (puttin it nicely) and they often make stupid comments. you can call them dingy, and stupid behind their backs as long as you say bless there heart. i know some wont agree but hey it gets the job done and you wont feel bad about it later.
____________________ War Means Fighting And Fighting Means Killing - N. B. Forrest When war does come, my advice is to draw the sword and throw away the scabbard." Stonewall Jackson |
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| Posted: Sun Feb 24th, 2008 03:30 pm |
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Johan Steele Life NRA,SUVCW # 48,Legion 352 
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If you can't say it to a man or womans face... don't bother. Otherwise it's nothing more than concealed cowardice. But that's coming from a man w/ a poor sense of humor who has been on the receiving end of jokes many a time. Laughing at someones pain or humiliation is not what I would consider respectable. Last edited on Sun Feb 24th, 2008 03:45 pm by Johan Steele |
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| Posted: Sun Feb 24th, 2008 03:39 pm |
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i am not a coward...well to an extent i haved heard the bless its heart bit i have no problem telling jokes i have found i just dont know if they go to far.
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| Posted: Sun Feb 24th, 2008 03:57 pm |
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Johan Steele Life NRA,SUVCW # 48,Legion 352
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If someone dealt w/ you in that way how would you react? That is the question I ask of anyone. Where I mod I have often told people to preview their post before they post it and ask themselves if someone talked to them that way would they be offended. Doesn't usually work, but it's an attempt. Any joke can be taken too far; especially if the intent isn't to make the receipiant laugh but to injure. For me it stems from a childhood where I was bullied and the butt of many a mean joke, one incident taught me that I could beat the tar out of the bullies and from that point on I did repeatedly. Oddly the jokes stopped, I still despised the people who had made them. I came to the realization that many jokes were made on my account because people thought there would be no repurcussions. When I proved them wrong, violently, it was of course my fault. Going after someone behind there back is one thing, but putting them in the joke and including them in the laughter is something else; we all need to be able to laugh at ourselves and never take ourselves too seriously.
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| Posted: Sun Feb 24th, 2008 05:40 pm |
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you can talk about someone and make fun of them all you want as long as you bless there heart. heres a example: Have heard about this bit of Dixie charm. When a southern "lady" says "bless his/her heart," you know what's coming. ole 
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| Posted: Sun Feb 24th, 2008 08:44 pm |
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I'm overweight, so one might think that fat jokes bother me. They don't. I'm bald, so one might think that bald jokes bother me. They don't. However, if I was black, Polish, Italian, Jewish or whatever, and someone tells a joke that features a characteristic that someone has no control over, that crosses the line. I grew up in a time (and town) where such humor was not only accepted but celebrated. Of course, there were no blacks and very few Jews in my hometown. Some might think that it's harmless to tell such jokes because, after all, they're just words. But behind those words lie stereotypes and prejudices that can wound tremendously. In spite of my non-religiosity, I believe the Golden Rule definitely applies here. Sometimes political correctness goes too far. Other times it hits the nail on the head. Best Rob
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| Posted: Sun Feb 24th, 2008 09:33 pm |
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okay know how about this one: George Bush and his secret service were running through the park one day George approached a boy with a box of puppies for sale he asked what type of puppies they were the boy said they were Republicans so the next day he brought Dick Chenney along and asked the boy agian and he said they were Democrats so George asked why the change and the boy said they opened their eyes
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| Posted: Mon Feb 25th, 2008 12:44 am |
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OK, now that's funny! Best Rob
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| Posted: Mon Feb 25th, 2008 01:37 am |
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someone might had heard this one all ready: what happens if you give a politian viagra? they grow taller.
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| Posted: Mon Feb 25th, 2008 01:56 am |
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i dont think this one was all that funny: a priest had just gave a surmon and church was letting out one of the members approached him and said you are a smart man father, only someone of your intelligance could have wrote that surmon and left. the whole week he fumbled over what he meant by that. after the next mass he kindly asked the man what he had ment. he said they say that einstien was so smart no one understood him and well sir i didnt understand your surmon that day Last edited on Mon Feb 25th, 2008 01:58 am by Reb till death |
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| Posted: Mon Feb 25th, 2008 03:17 pm |
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sometimes you can be on the recieving end of a joke and it be funny as long as it is not too harsh , you have to know the person long enough to know what is apporpriate and use good taste. even thought I vote republican RTD puppie joke is funny LOL
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| Posted: Mon Feb 25th, 2008 06:17 pm |
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Dixie Girl Southern Belle
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well we Southern Belles are the most charming people you'll ever have the pleasure of knowing.
____________________ War Means Fighting And Fighting Means Killing - N. B. Forrest When war does come, my advice is to draw the sword and throw away the scabbard." Stonewall Jackson |
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| Posted: Mon Feb 25th, 2008 07:15 pm |
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Hillary has lost the last ten primaries in a row. So any crying from now on is going to be real. - Jay Leno
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| Posted: Mon Feb 25th, 2008 07:19 pm |
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Pulling His Cheney George W. Bush ran into Colin Powell`s office exclaiming, "Dick Cheney hanged himself in his bathroom!" Colin Powell says "Oh, No! Did you cut him down?" "Cut him down?" asks George W. "How could I cut him down? He wasn`t dead yet!"
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| Posted: Mon Feb 25th, 2008 07:20 pm |
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Bush's Favor George W. Bush is sitting in a hotel lobby, planning his speech to a group of businessmen, when a little man walks up to him. "Excuse me, Mr. Bush, but my name is Steve Case, and I'm here with an extremely important client tonight. We're going to see your speech tonight, and it would be a great help to me if, when we walk by, you could impress him by saying, 'Hello, Steve'." Bush readily agrees, and fifteen minutes later, the little man walks by, deep in conversation with his client. Bush came up and said, "Hello, Steve." The little man says, "Buzz off, Bush! I'm in a meeting," and keeps walking.
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| Posted: Mon Feb 25th, 2008 07:21 pm |
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Genie and the Taliban Three guys: a Canadian, Osama bin Laden, and Uncle Sam are out walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a genie pops out of it. "I will give each of you each one wish. That's three wishes total," says the genie. The Canadian says, "I'm a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada." With a blink of the genie's eye, *POOF* the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming. Bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, so that no infidels, Jews, or Americans can come into our precious state." Again, with a blink of the genie's eye, *POOF* there was a huge wall around Afghanistan. "Uncle Sam" (A former civil engineer), asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 15,000 feet high, 500 feet thick, and completely surrounds the country; nothing can get in or out - it's virtually impenetrable." Uncle Sam says, "Fill it with water."
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| Posted: Mon Feb 25th, 2008 07:26 pm |
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I would just like to tell the young Americans that you can just say no to drugs. Just say no. Drugs are bad. Drugs are very bad. That is all. Of course, if I could tell them my side of the story, I would tell them that drugs are very refreshing. I was an addict when I was younger, and it attracts the ladies. I'm not just talking ladies either. I was popular after I smoked. I was cool. It was the one time in my life when I felt accepted.... oh... what? We're still on the air? Oh? Is that what that red glowing light means? Uh... WE ARE NOW EXPERIENCING TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES
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| Posted: Mon Feb 25th, 2008 07:26 pm |
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Bush said the one above.
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