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| Posted: Mon Feb 25th, 2008 07:26 pm |
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Reb till death Member 
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Sorry If these offend I am bored so I am posting Jokes.
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| Posted: Mon Feb 25th, 2008 07:33 pm |
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World War III Bush and Powell were sitting in a bar. A guy walked in and asked the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Powell?" The barman said, "Yep, that's them." So the guy walked over and said, "Hello. What are you guys doing?" Bush said, "We're planning World War III." The guy asked, "Really? What's going to happen?" Bush said, "Well, we're going to kill 10 million Afghans and one bicycle repairman." The guy exclaimed, "Why are you gonna kill a bicycle repairman?!" Bush turned to Powell and said, "See, I told you no one would worry about the 10 million Afghans!" like I said I am bored...
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| Posted: Tue Feb 26th, 2008 01:52 am |
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not offended. but dont bash Bush. the good Lord only knows what kinda crapy president we'll get next. sorry for all yall that like the candidates but none of them will make a good president. Last edited on Tue Feb 26th, 2008 02:12 am by Dixie Girl ____________________ War Means Fighting And Fighting Means Killing - N. B. Forrest When war does come, my advice is to draw the sword and throw away the scabbard." Stonewall Jackson |
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| Posted: Tue Feb 26th, 2008 11:14 am |
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Bless there hearts....
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| Posted: Tue Feb 26th, 2008 11:18 am |
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oh i was okay with Bush but not lately he is one of the reasons i became a democratic non-voter. I cant vote untill I am 18 i am 15 so it will be 3 years before my vocie is heard but I would have allready been in the Army for a year by them. This is why I think we should be able to vote and at the least be aloud to take a test now proving that we have the capibility of voteing so that one day everyone can get to vote as soon as they reach High School.
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| Posted: Tue Feb 26th, 2008 05:24 pm |
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Regardless I still think we should be allowed to vote.
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| Posted: Tue Feb 26th, 2008 06:08 pm |
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i agree one hundred percent Reb. we should be allowed to voice our opionions without having adults telling us we are to young, or telling us that we cant. our thoughts count just as much as any adults thoughts do.
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| Posted: Wed Feb 27th, 2008 01:59 pm |
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how did we go from jokes to voting , maybe all politicians are a joke? Anyway I have always been of the opinion that once 18 you should be able to vote and drink , if you are old enough to be drafted and die for your country you should be old enough to vote in the folks that will send ya. Then have a stiff drink when it all falls apart because of em.
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| Posted: Wed Feb 27th, 2008 03:24 pm |
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Although I fully agree that 21 is the bare minimum for getting into some hooch, when a young man or young woman is mature enough to put on the uniform, he or she is automatically qualified to consume adult beverages. ole
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| Posted: Wed Feb 27th, 2008 06:16 pm |
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Dixie Girl Southern Belle
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i agree with that. if someone is gonna put their life on the line for others they ought to be automatically qualified to drink if they want to.
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| Posted: Wed Feb 27th, 2008 07:23 pm |
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Even though now I have no intention of Drinking in the future but when I enlist when I am 17 I beleave I or anyone my age in a uniform should be aloud to have a drink. Chris Rock said something about it in a movie called Head of State.
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| Posted: Wed Feb 27th, 2008 07:26 pm |
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But also I hate Beer or any Alcholic Beverages for that matter. Nothing against the people just the alcohl
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| Posted: Thu Feb 28th, 2008 01:33 am |
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RTD. .. keep that agenda youll save lots of money but I am surprised due to your age most youngsters can not wait to drink.
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| Posted: Thu Feb 28th, 2008 11:10 am |
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To be honest I know whine is different then the other drinks but when I was at church and younger the taste was nice but then as I got older it tasted bad real bad like something sower. Plus I know the effects it can have on you regardless of the possibilty of geting drunk and trust me if I am going to live to see 100 I have to have all the help I can get.
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| Posted: Thu Apr 3rd, 2008 06:15 pm |
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Dixie Girl Southern Belle
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what does a Texas tornado and a Ohio divorce have in common?
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| Posted: Thu Apr 3rd, 2008 07:15 pm |
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Dixie Girl - I'll remember that one. RebT.D. - Your tastes will change over time, trust me.
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| Posted: Thu Apr 3rd, 2008 07:28 pm |
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A man recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, the doctor said he was doing "fairly well" for his age. A little concerned about that comment, he couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I'll live to be 80?" The doctor asked, "Do you smoke tobacco or drink beer or wine?" "Oh no," the man replied. "I'm not doing drugs, either." Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?" I"No, my other doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!" "Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?" No, I don't," said the man The doctor then asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?" No," the man said. "I don't do any of those things." The doctor looked at the man and said, "Then why do you give a ****?"
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| Posted: Fri Apr 4th, 2008 01:52 am |
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Dixie Girl Southern Belle
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What is the difference between a Bad Golfer and a Bad Skydiver? A Bad Golfer goes Whack, Dang A Bad Skydiver goes Dang, Whack What do fish say when they hit a concete wall? Dam!!! What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Nacho Cheese How do crazy people go through the forrest? They take the Psycho Path
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